♥ Thursday, February 5, 2009

This is like my 100th blog already, I always give up on blogging in about 1 to 5 days, except for once. Dunno how long my blog lasted that time, but I can tell you that it was over two months. So, this is my next try :)

Well, I dont have anything interesting to tell yet, so I'll just tell some useless stuff. Read if you don't have a life :D

- My name is... oh shit, I forgot, again =.=
- I think I have friends (or at least I hope that I have them)
- People always call their friends by the first letter of their name on blogs
- I hate that.
- But since I dont want to harm anyones privacy by putting their names down here, I'll give every person mentioned on my blog a number.
- You know, numbers, like they do in jail, in concentrationcamps, anywhere. Even in hospitals they give you a number, bastards!
- If you wonder who is what number, of what number you are -> just ask, but not here :)
- Someone is gonna eat me
- My felt-tip got stolen
- I like to throw stuff down from high places
- I like to sing childish songs in public
- I like to jump
- I can't dance
- My nail is hairy... I mean Harry. I mean... my nail is named Harry :) ... Oh whatever, it's not.
- Thebluegoolagoonmoon has to be read as; the blue goo lagoon moon
- Goo Lagoon is the 'sea' near Bikini Bottom
- If you don't know what Bikini Bottom is: Te odeo, interfice te cochleare
- I like to insult people in Latin
- Flagitiosus!
- I'm a retard :D
- I can do something cool with my tongue
- I've got a cold atm
- Someone wants to eat me, and I'm scared
- I've got a test tomorrow, it's 21.32 and I still haven't studied yet :)
- I had a test today, and started studing today at about half past 12 AM
- Homo taeter!
- HAHHHAHAHAHAHA
- This is a leek :O
- small words: poo, boat, door, house, big bird!
- large words: kangaroo, foot, water, lid
- I've almost been kidnapped once
- Adjectives annoy me
- I drink lots of bubble tea
- lol. You're cool if that rings a bell :)
- Ninja's rule
- I once thought that I was able to draw quite well
- I'm bored D:
- Today I met aliens, they fed me
- I want to taste jelly
- You're still reading this
-That means you don't have a life
- ... should be pronounced as; IEFLAUWIEFLAUWIFLAUW
- trees are not purple
- I'm cold
- I'm gonna stop this nonsense, you just wasted some valuable time of your life reading this, you idiot

BYEBYECYCLE!
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♥ my sweet alien 2/05/2009

about me :)
I lost my alien
This blog is about my life, most of it is about my alien, he's gone. To understand the non-fictional alienstory I advice you to start reading at the first post and continue reading until you have reached my most recent post. I also advice you to send this blog to all your friends for some good entertainment ^^ Well, lets explain the matter. I got kidnapped by aliens a few weeks ago, I was really scared the first 3 hours and 46 minutes, but after that something happened...
The aliens actually appeared to be really friendly and they told me that they kidnapped me because one of them was in love with me...
You might be throwing up right now; alien in love with human, eew. No, it was not that kind of alien. These aliens looked like humans, but just way more handsome.
So I met this alien who was in love with me, and he was really kind. But just when we got pretty close something strange happened...
There was a purple lightflash, it was really bright, so I closed my eyes, trying to prevent myself from becoming blind. But when I opened them...
I was back on earth, in my house. And now I want my alien back. Can you help me find him?

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