Argh. got so many things to tell that I forgot most of them =.=
One of them is that my concentration problem is only becoming worse, I only did one of all these things on the list in my previous post, or is it my lazyness?
Anyway, I went to the inner city today with 2020 and we searched for alien toys/plusies etc. We searched for a long time, but nowhere in this idiotic city aliens are for sale T_T
That's why I decided to use my omniscientness to make a cute little alien myself. Crotcheting. Amigurumi. Don't know when yet though.

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Omniscient people like me suffer a lot.
I dont like being omniscient at all! I know everything but still I have to go to school and make homework and stuff like that. But to be honest this omniscient girl is kinda lazy. Yes I am.
Before monday I want the following things to be finished:


- 2 book reports
- Studying for my Dutch test
- Studying for my English test
- A report for art
- A practical assignment for geography
- Read a book for English
- Analyze a poem for English
- Studying for my geography test
- A powerpoint presentation for 'CKV'
- A small drawing for art class
- Make questions for history and make a summary
- Cultural activity for 'CKV'
- Make a report for 'CKV'

But I am suffering from a very bad concentration problem. I cant concentrate and yeaaahhh.. I wasted 5 days staring at my wall while I could have done all of these things. How great am I?
On top of that I finished the great game called 'Virtual Villagers: The Secret City'. I absolutely loved the game :] If you're really bored try downloading it illegally -or buying it- and play the game. Try completing all of the puzzles without searching for help on the internet, good luck.

To help me from this suffering I was begging all day for a SP to appear, and yeah, after a number of hours I seemed to have succeeded. A SP appeared. It was the hot guy again. As soon as he appeared I jumped and yelled "Yay!".
"Well, you seem to be very happy to see me?"
I nodded, "Oh! By the way, what's your name?"
I guess he didnt expect this question, since his face showed some suprisement. "Shuyesh... but why were you so happy to see me?"
Seriously, I am still suprised by the strangeness of the names. "I figured you might be able to help me with my homework!" I grinned.
"Haha, I'm not here to give you that kind of help... Have you read the letter?"
"Pfft, not even wanting to help me out in such a difficult position!" I wasnt being serious.
"There are more important things for you to care about at the moment..."
I sighed, "Yeah, I read it... you know what's going on right? Tell me."
"I dont know if I should te-" I was pouting. "Okay, well... His dad found out that he is in love with you, but you see, we arent allowed to have any contact with humans... so his dad was ashamed of him and locked him up since many rumours started to spread. Apparantly he has managed to escape, I dont know any more than that, including any more details."
"Why would his dad do that? How can a dad actually do that?! And why is it that bad that rumours are starting to spread and why did you say that you arent allowed to have contact with humans? Arent you human? HUH?!"
There was a beeping noise, "Uh-oh, I've gotta get out of here or there will be problems, see ya!"
He was gone again, leaving me with all kind of questions. Argh. Shuyesh, I hate you.

I decided to continue reading my book for English. It has some strange influences on me, great book though.

"My grandma let the dog out of the coal shed. She said my mother was cruel to lockit up.
The dog was sick on the kitchen floor. My grandma locked it up again."

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As you've probably noticed my blogillness has made its strike again. Once again I've stopped liking blogging. Chances are big that this is my last post.

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Lalala. I'm ill =.=
And I'm bored, and my head hurts like hell.
And nobody (read: strange people like pirates) has visited me in the past few days (read: since friday.)
Even though my head is almost exploding I'm watching vids on youtube, because I'm bored. But yeah, I'm lying on the couch with a blanket, and my laptop on top of the blanket, but since laptops produce heat I am almost melting, it's really warm D:
Anyway. I found a vid on youtube, and I have watched it over and over again and my brother thinks its awesome as well, so I'm going to try to put it in this post! :D
Its really cool, but it doesnt make any sense 0.0 I dont get it at all, but its still funny. Watch it.


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OI!
I am REALLY bored right now and I dont have much to tell you... and thats why I am going to make a REALLY LONG post! :D
Well, first of all I'd like to apologize to all people I might have made upset by being my silly self.
Second, I'd like to tell you that killing Japanese guys in COD or any other game is NOT NICE! D:
Third, I'd like to tell my thumb to stop hurting so much.
Fourth, I'd like to ask my ninja friend to come over soon and teach me how to be a ninja, because I REALLY WANT TO BE A NINJA T_T

Now, I'll tell you as usual about my experiences with unusual characters. Yup, you read it right, experiences! You know why its plural? Well, I didnt post anything on Tuesday the 10th of February, while I did meet someone!
I should tell you about that first, you wont understand what happened today otherwise. And because I want this post to be looooooooooooong I'll describe everything really good :D

Well, tuesday a man dressed up as a gnome showed up. He had a normal lenght though. I was in my backyard at that time, when he climbed over the low wall which seperates our backyard from my neigbours'. I must have had a really strange expression on my face. "Why are you wearing that?"
He started laughing, as if I were really stupid because I didnt understand. "Cant you tell?" He laughed.
"I wouldnt ask if I could, right?"
Now he was the dumb one, staring at me with his eyes showing a big empty space in his head. It was as if he was trying to think but suddenly noticed that he didnt have any brains. He gave me that look which Patrick Star often makes. "Eeeeehm" he said, the 'e' lasted for over half a minute.
"Well?"
"What was the question?" blank stare.
I was about to slap my own forehead, but decided not to do that anyway because it could hurt. "Why you are wearing the gnomesuit..."
"I dont know?" Okay, now was the time, I hit my own head. And it hurt. "Why did you do that?" he asked stupidly.
"Why are you here?" I replied a bit annoyed.
"Ehm... I had to tell you something..." The blank stare still hadnt disappeared.
"Well..."
"I forgot"
I was about to hit my head with a door, instead of my own hands now. "Come back when you remember again... BYE!" I walked into my house, closed the door behind me and locked it, so that he couldnt get in. Annoying idiot.

That was tuesday, now today.

So as you probably could have guessed, the gnomeman showed up again. At school! (WTF! Normally none of these pirates, ninjas, whatever show up at school, I think they dont want to be seen by any other people) It was during the 7th hour (lesson), I only had 6, so I could go home, and I was going home, but noticed I forgot something and went back to school. The were no other people in the hallways, and that was when he appeared again, still wearing the stupid costume. "Here I am again!" He shouted out loud.
I didnt see him coming so I was scared. Anyway, once I got over the shock of his sudden appearance I said 'hi'.
"I cant remember what I have to tell you"
I sighed, "If thats the case, why did you come?"
"I asked a friend to come with me and help me remember!" There it was again, the blank stare.
I heard some footsteps coming closer and closer. I didnt know what to expect at all, would he be just as stupid as the gnomeman? Once he got past the corner and I was able to see him I was relieved. He didnt wear stupid a stupid gnomesuit...
"Hey" he said, sounding all cool and hot and .. yeah... He didnt only sound like that, he looked hot and cool as well. I was wondering how those two could be friends. "I came with this idiot to tell you something."
"Yeah I knew that already... thanks. What is it?"
"Well... my friend right here recieved a letter which told him to look for you and tell you that he was worried about you, and that he asked you to come back..."
"He?" I was almost sure who he meant, it was just that I couldnt believe it, I needed the hot guy to confirm it.
He confirmed it, he said his name, my aliens name. A shock went through my entire body. I was shacking.
"I want to go back, but I can't..." I took a deep breath, closed my eyes for a few seconds, "I will explain it to you..." I opened them again, both boys were gone. I was confused, looked around to see if they were somewhere close. I walked a bit through my school, I couldnt find them anywhere. I finally had the chance to get into contact with him again, but his messengers just dissappear! It really sucks!
So I felt empty and confused the rest of the day, I still feel like that.
Tuesday I wanted the gnomeman to dissappear, but now really wish to see him again. Please come back gnomeman. Bring me my alien!

Well, that was it really.
I wanted to make this post loooooong and tell much more than just this, but yeah... I dont really feel like writing more so I'll just stay with this.
Byebye!
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Haha! My great and lovely alien is done!
Thank you 7392 for making my crappy sketch look awesomely cute! :D
All of you useless readers go HERE and HERE and give this person lots and lots of love, because she is the awesome 7392!

Now, ehm.. yeah.. this afternoon I was home alone when AGAIN someone visited me. Nope, it wasnt the ninja who was going to teach me cool ninja tricks, but it was a pirate, AGAIN!
I seriously dont know why 7 out of 10 times pirates appear, but yeah.. let it be so.
He wasnt wearing normal pirate clothes... no.. he was wearing... yeah.. 'special' pirate clothes. Let me draw it for you.
Okay, done 'drawing' as you see. Well, that is what the pirate looked like. Yup, a pirate dressed up as a PINK rabbit, YES they DO exist!
Anyway, he told me something which is really confusing me.

"Havent you noticed anything?"
"What should I have noticed?" I answered confused.
"Nevermind. You gotta find out yourself..."
"HUH?! WAIT! I might have noticed something! But what is the thing about you mean?"
"You're special..."
"Why would I be special?"
He blowed me a kiss and dissappeared again. Why did he blow me a kiss? Was the freak in love with me? That did be scary... Was it a sign? Probably not...
Oh! I actually saw for the first time how those pirates disappear! It looks like they're just fading away, it looks like they become transparant, but they arent transparant, they're gone! It's really scary. The scariest thing is that they are NOT ghosts or anything like that. Because when the pirate appeared I actually was lauging really hard and tried to take the rabbit costume of. Which means actually touched the pirate! And its skin felt really normal! (btw he pushed me away and said that he wasnt wearing any clothes other than the costume, so he kept the costume on...)
Anyway. He confused me, the bastard!
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HOOOOOWDIEHOOO!
Yeah...

Today I was cycling back home with 0000 when I suddenly noticed something REALLY CREAPY!
Well; MY EAR IS ALIVE!

Yeah, ofcourse it's 'alive'... It's part of my body, and every part of my body works perfectly as fas as I know... So ofcourse it's alive and not dead. But I mean another type of 'alive'. There is a heart in my right ear! My ear was bumping! Bumping like a heart does!
So I think I should assume that my right ear has its own heart. My ear is alive, how cool is that? Really cool huh?

Oh! When 0000 and I split up (because we both have to go to a different direction to get home at some point) something appeared again.
No, it wasnt a pirate, and it wasnt Aladin either. It was a ninja!
AND OMFG! I LOVE NINJAS!
He came jumping out of a tree, and made me stop cycling.
"Hello!" he said.
"Howdiehooo" I said.
"I heard you like ninjas" he said.
"How do you know that?" I sa- wait, this is getting boring. No, I was really surprised that he knew that. I was like; WTF. HAS HE BEEN SPYING ON ME?! HAS HE BEEN STALKING ME?! EEEEEW!
"Someone told me...." And that rang a bell, my alien loves ninjas as well, and we would talk about how cool they are over and over again.
"Who told you?" I was full of hope, I hoped he would tell me that my alien told him, and that we could be together again...
"Cant tell you" he answered. I didnt believe it. Why wouldnt he be able to tell me?! "Do you want me to teach you cool ninja stuff?" That made me happy. And yeah, happily I nodded. "I'll visit you soon and teach you, got to go now!" I smiled and waved him goodbye. A man was walking onthe other side of the road, he was looking strangely at me, as if he wanted to say; who are you waving at?! But he didnt say it. Would I really be the only one able to see those ninjas, pirates, Arabians etc?! That cant be true right? I'm not mentally retarded or whatever...
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Oh yeah... Today at school I decided to make my own alien instead of the simple image of an alien to the left of this block of text. So I started drawing an alien and my friend 1234 helped me come up with things like how to draw a lasergun, thank you 1234. But when I finished drawing it, it looked like crap. So I showed it to some people and 7392 (who is really good at drawing) helped me out and made my crapalien look cute. Now its in my computer, and it's colored already, I just have to put shades in etc ^^ wish me luck.

Pray for me that I'll see my alien again soon and 2969 (click on code to go to her blog) will give you free candy.
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LOL! Today my brother had to write some punishmentlines. Last week he had punishment (from school btw) as well. And just like last week, I made his punishment. His frien had to write lines as well, and since I like writing random stories I did it for both of them. It was fun.
Today at school 0000 showed me her crying face on command. You should see it! Its really amusing :)
My other friend sent me a song yesterday, or the day before yesterday. Its a really catchy song. I like it. But now I cant stop listening to it. And I want to sing along but I dont know what the heck he is singing and I'm too lazy to look up the lyrics, I wouldnt understand it (or know how to pronounce it) anyway. It's Korean, that explains all, doesnt it?

Talking about languages I dont understand... I dont understand any arabian either. Aladin does. I was putting on my coat at school, when suddenly somebody poked me in my neck. Quickly I turned my head around and saw a man who looked a bit like Aladin. (HE HAD A SIXPACK!) I know it couldnt have been the actual Aladin, because he doesnt exist. But he wore the same clothes and had long black hair, so I call him Aladin. He started talking to me, in a strange language I dont understand, I guess it must have been Arabian. He kept on talking to me for about 5 minutes. All the people passing by didnt even seem to see him. It was just like I was the only person able to see Aladin. I felt scared. At the end Aladin took one of my feet, lifted it (which almost made me fall) and said something to my boot. After that he patted me on my shoulder and left. I wish I was able to speak Arabian.
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HURRAY!
Since blogspot is really annoying and doesnt allow you to comment on my posts somehow, I found a solution. Im gonna use guestbooks instead of commentthings on this site. Every post will have its own guestbook :) Just comment there.

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OMFG. AAAAAAAAAAH. AHDESLFVD I just edited this post, and I spent like.. 5 minutes on it and it couldn't be saved and now it's gone T_T OMFG. 5 MINUTES OF MY PRECIOUS LIFE!! HOW DARE YOU BLOGSPOT?!
I'll make it all over again T_T

I collected some interesting, funny and shocking information from 'Wikipedia' and since I seem to like making lists, I have decided to present this nice information in a... LIST! :D
- The longest ear hair belongs to Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, measuring 13.2 centimetres.
- The average human body produces about a liter of mucus per day.
- The longest beard ever measured belonged to Hans Langseth of Norway; at his death in 1927 it was 5.33 metres.
- In various other cultures, words referencing good health or a long life are used instead of "Bless you": In Korean, a sneezer might say 누가 내 얘기 했어?(Nuga nae yaegi hatseo), meaning "Did someone talk about me?" after a sneeze.
- The longest head of hair belonged to Xie Qiuping of China and measured 5.627 metres.
- Ancient temples sometimes have ... nasty decorations « CLICK ON THAT LINE
- The woman with the longest fingernails is Lee Redmond. The total length of her fingernails is 7.513 meters
- The phenomenon of male lactation (Lactation describes the secretion of milk from the mammary glands) in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate a man's mammary glands.
- Blue Whale: Its tongue weighs around 2.7 tonnes, Its heart typically weighs 600 kg and can reach 900 kg in exceptional cases, Its penis is about 2.4 m in length.
- Unlike most bands of their genre, White Lion recorded occasional songs that addressed social or political issues such as apartheid ("Cry for Freedom") and the effect of divorce on children ("Broken Home"). « apartheid appears to be a English word 0.0
- Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs.'
- Mokhotlong is the capital city of Mokhotlong District in Lesotho. It has a population of approximately 7,000.
- Arguments against squat toilets: People experiencing diarrhea can spray fecal matter onto the back of the ankles and/or clothing.
- Pants Pankurō is the name of a series of animated shorts that aired on Japanese public television from April 2004 until March 2008. The series is geared to toddlers and young children, and most episodes focus on the issues involved with toilet training. It features a number of anthropomorphic characters, including talking toilets and washing machines, who instruct children about how to use the restroom and what to do in case of an accident.
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This is like my 100th blog already, I always give up on blogging in about 1 to 5 days, except for once. Dunno how long my blog lasted that time, but I can tell you that it was over two months. So, this is my next try :)

Well, I dont have anything interesting to tell yet, so I'll just tell some useless stuff. Read if you don't have a life :D

- My name is... oh shit, I forgot, again =.=
- I think I have friends (or at least I hope that I have them)
- People always call their friends by the first letter of their name on blogs
- I hate that.
- But since I dont want to harm anyones privacy by putting their names down here, I'll give every person mentioned on my blog a number.
- You know, numbers, like they do in jail, in concentrationcamps, anywhere. Even in hospitals they give you a number, bastards!
- If you wonder who is what number, of what number you are -> just ask, but not here :)
- Someone is gonna eat me
- My felt-tip got stolen
- I like to throw stuff down from high places
- I like to sing childish songs in public
- I like to jump
- I can't dance
- My nail is hairy... I mean Harry. I mean... my nail is named Harry :) ... Oh whatever, it's not.
- Thebluegoolagoonmoon has to be read as; the blue goo lagoon moon
- Goo Lagoon is the 'sea' near Bikini Bottom
- If you don't know what Bikini Bottom is: Te odeo, interfice te cochleare
- I like to insult people in Latin
- Flagitiosus!
- I'm a retard :D
- I can do something cool with my tongue
- I've got a cold atm
- Someone wants to eat me, and I'm scared
- I've got a test tomorrow, it's 21.32 and I still haven't studied yet :)
- I had a test today, and started studing today at about half past 12 AM
- Homo taeter!
- HAHHHAHAHAHAHA
- This is a leek :O
- small words: poo, boat, door, house, big bird!
- large words: kangaroo, foot, water, lid
- I've almost been kidnapped once
- Adjectives annoy me
- I drink lots of bubble tea
- lol. You're cool if that rings a bell :)
- Ninja's rule
- I once thought that I was able to draw quite well
- I'm bored D:
- Today I met aliens, they fed me
- I want to taste jelly
- You're still reading this
-That means you don't have a life
- ... should be pronounced as; IEFLAUWIEFLAUWIFLAUW
- trees are not purple
- I'm cold
- I'm gonna stop this nonsense, you just wasted some valuable time of your life reading this, you idiot

BYEBYECYCLE!
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