♥ Friday, May 29, 2009

I have decided to quit blogging.
Cya in non-blogging-land.

♥ my sweet alien 5/29/2009

♥ Thursday, May 28, 2009

みんなさんこんにちは☀
Je prends la liberté de vous écrire.
Vandaag was ik al om 12 uur uit :D!
죽을래??
★☆★☆★ 我不说中文 ★☆★☆★
Auch Arabisch nicht...
لا...لا!
☁ Bapa kami yang ada di surga, Amin. ☁

Okay, seriously, I will never try to put Arabian in my posts anymore. So confusing. Everything got the other way round, left arrow went to right, right arrow on my keyboard caused the thing on the screen go to the left. wtf?? And the 'letters' appeared on the beginning of the line, instead of the end... SO CONFUSING 0.0
Anyway, lets translate the piece of nonsense at the top of the post:

Good afternoon everyone ☀(Japanese)
I took the freedom to write you/ I am free enough to write you. (French, and I dont know how to translate this into correct English.)
Today I finished school at 12 :D! (Dutch)
Do you want to die?? (Korean)
★☆★☆★ I dont speak Chinese ★☆★☆★ (Chinese)
No Arabian either... (German)
No...no! (Arabian)
☁ Our Father in heaven, Amen. ☁ (Indonesian) (First and last line of the Lord's Prayer) (The red things are clouds, representing heaven (LOL))

Wtf much.
Well, since I got really good comments on my last post (picpost) I decided not to ever do anything like that again.
"Why?" you ask? Well, because you only seem to like my posts when its not about aliens or not written stories about my life. And since people get used to things after a while, I decided to make this post full of alienstuff, so that you get used to it and maybe even start to like it, amen.

Okay, so, after the last TV show I told you guys about, I appeared on another show together with Shuyesh. This time we thought of something smart beforehand. I was cleaning my room the other day, when I found something.
*Flashback* (now Imagine a camera zooming in on my brain, then zooming out again and showing a futuristic living room)
It was back in January (wow, almost half a year ago, thinking of it that it was that long ago... makes me wonder if he still knows who I am, he might even not be alive anymore! But somehow I really want to find him, so I will not give up yet!) when I was with Qeay. I had been on Issin at that moment for about 4 days already and I had spent a lot of time together with Qeay. And one day he got back from school and he was holding something small inside his hand. He walked towards me and told me to open my hand. And so I did. He carefully put a small stone in my hand. It was probably the size of a nail on a thumb (thumb nail sounds like a picture which has been reduced in size, I better not use that one, so that there will be no confusion). The stone had a light pink color, and it was heart shaped. He said that he found it outside. It was so cute, but I lost it when I had just gotten back to earth (about 2 days after I got it, I guess) because it was so small. At the moment he gave it to me, he asked me to stay together with him on Issin, forever. He told me he would always be there to protect me. At that time, I liked him, but I didnt know what to answer yet, I had only know him for a few days and how could I possibly decide to stay on a strange planet, of which no human on earth had ever known of, so suddenly? And even though I told him that I coulndt answer yet, he promised me that he would always be with me, and yet I haven't seen him for almost 6 months.
I only realized how much I really liked him, when I lost him. Anyway, I found the stone (now imagine the camera traveling through time to the moment I found the stone) and immediately showed it to Shuyesh. "Let's make a necklace out of it and make sure Qeay will see it, when you appear on TV next time." And so we ended up making a necklace out of it together. From now on I'll always wear it when I go to Issin, I want Qeay to see it.

Okay, you didnt like this story probably, well I dont care. Okay I do. Lets amuse you for a bit.

Random item... eh... I mean Pokémon of the post!
And it's wikipedia explanation


PIKACHU!
Pikachu (ピカチュウ, Pikachū) is one of the fictional species of Pokémon creatures from the multi-billion-dollar Pokémon media franchise—a collection of video games, anime, manga, books, trading cards, and other media created by Satoshi Tajiri. As do all Pokémon, Pikachu fight other Pokémon in battles central to the anime, manga, and games of the series. Pikachu is among the most recognizable Pokémon, largely due to the fact that a Pikachu is a central character in the Pokémon anime series. Pikachu is widely considered the most popular Pokémon, and is regarded as the official mascot of the Pokémon franchise.
Yay, another post done (I am making a lot of posts lately! :O) I hope you enjoyed reading it.
Cya.
ps. I will not make a comment link, because probably nobody will comment there anyway, and in this posts case nobody will probably even read. And if it is being read, I bet the only comments I get are "HAHA, Pikachu!" or "Wow, so many languages". No need to make a comment link for those useless comments D:
pps. No twitter link because I'm lazy.

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♥ my sweet alien 5/28/2009

♥ Tuesday, May 26, 2009

PICPOST!
Things I see in my daily life
Click on a photo to enlarge it :]
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♥ my sweet alien 5/26/2009

♥ Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hohohohohoho, I am Santaclaus.
I am going to give you presents.
Or not.
Hohohohohoho, admire my evil Santaclaus laughter.
Hohohohohoho, I love you, Ruby Wax.
Dear Ruby Wax, I, Santaclaus, am going to give you a very special present.
A tool belt, but not just a tool belt, nooooooo, the tool belt is carrying a very special tool.
A shrinkage lasergun. When you point it at someone, that person will shrink to the size where he or she fits in your tool belt so you can store precious persons to you around your hip. How do you like that, Ruby Wax?
This piece of nonsense is dedicated to my boredom and procrastination. Take that, Ruby Wax!
To be honest I barely know anything about Ruby Wax, but I just asked my friend to name a random person. So no offence is meant to Ruby Wax at all.

Anyway, imagine Skipper (the leader of the penguins from the movie "Madagascar") applying for Hogwarts, and having to put the sorting hat on his head.
Imagine that he is placed in Slytherin, but he wants to be in Gryffindor, as expected from him he will do anything to be placed in Gryffindor.
Would he:
A. Kidnap the sorting head together with his penguin friends and only release it if he places him in Gryffindor
B. Sneak into a bedroom of Gryffindor, and settle himself there
C. Knock Harry Potter down and dress up as Harry for the rest of his life on Hogwarts
D. Make the schoolstaff believe that the hat was a fake one and make them place Skipper in Gryffindor
E. Something else (see comment)
Please tell me which option you think he would chose (tell me your choise in a nice and loving comment!)

I am watching something on tv about Belgian people who are being sent to some tribes in Afrika which still live like some prehistorical people... or something like that. And apart from the funny Belgian accent, it is also very funny.. -no wait. It's not funny, just gross- That if there is too few water the people wash themselves with their own urine, if a woman is in her period she isnt allowed to come outside of the 'menstruation hut', if someone has a stomachache they will kill a (poor) goat and put the warm intestines on the face of the suffering person. They believe that putting warm intestines of a goat on the face will stop the stomachache. Eew.
Yes, I am still bored.

Anyway, lets tell you about the television thing.
First of all, its not really television... but I will just call it like that to make it easier for you to understand. Because in fact they have a kind of contact lenses. They watch 'television' on those things. Also those hologram things are barely used on Issin. As Shuyesh said: "They are prehistorical", at least I was able to find someone who exaggerates more than I do through all this. It's a miracle. But yeah, we received a lot of comments on the tv show, and most of them were very, very positive. And now the scientist people are reconsidering. To be able to do this they will have to make the security better and make sure nobody can go to earth without permission. "Issin people cannot just go to earth because they are interested in earth, they must realize that". Oh, lately Sythle is spending more time at my home than his own home. His dad is angry at him. He didnt want Sythle to make this idea public. Through this more people on Issin might fall in love with earthlings and the people on Issin might get angry at him for forbidding his son to be in love with one.
We have a lot of fun with the three of us, but its not interesting enough to talk about on my blog.
Becaaaaaauuuuzzzz probably I'm just boring all of you with alien-parts. I love them so get over it.

Oh, by the way, if any of you is ever going to portugal (or Brazil or any other Portuguese-speaking country) you should 'accidentally' bump into a random person and then say: "Eu quero um morango para a minha alforreca", they will love you. Just as much as I love Ruby Wax.

Okay, since this post didnt make any sense at all from the very beginning I'll end it off with..... DADAADAMAMAMAAPAMPAMPAM


Random item of the post
and its wikipedia explanation
TOILET SEAT
The toilet seat is the seat and lid of a toilet bowl. It consists of the seat itself, which is contoured for the user to sit on, and the lid, which covers the toilet when not in use. The lid when down may serve other purposes, such as a seat whilst one is warming up a shower, cutting toenails or drying oneself after a bath or shower.
The seat can be lifted in order to protect human from spatter during a male's
urination, or when cleaning the toilet.
The seat must be used to protect human's inner thighs from infectious diseases, herpes virus is formed by spatter of urination on the toilet bowl.
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♥ my sweet alien 5/23/2009

♥ Thursday, May 21, 2009

After not blogging for a while I consider this moment the perfect moment to make a new post.
Why? Well because I have to tell you about the sad and happy things in my life.

Firstly, my great love the sims is releasing a part 3 on the 4th of June. But the game has been leaked and since I've never been the kid that pays for games, music etc. and since downloading is not illegal in my country, I just had to ask daddy to download it, immediately!

So Tuesday evening my daddy started downloading this great game and the next day when I came home from school my brother was happily playing it.

Now he was playing it on my dads laptop, but since dad doesnt want games on his laptop (and since his laptop is usually only in the weekends at our home) we have to remove it from that laptop soon. My laptop is couldnt even play the sims 2, and my brothers laptop: even after a lot of trying the game didnt really work good. Now, the only computer left is the one of all four of us but mostly of my mom. So I started installing it there, (dad gave approval to do that) when she came walking in: "Why are you doing that? I don't want it there, if it is on my computer you two will be on my computer all the time and I cannot use it anymore", she doesnt even use it much!

Conclusion: I've played the sims 3 for 1 day, and I truely enjoyed it and I love it and now I cant play it anywhere anymore because mommy is sadistic. And this makes me mad.

Now the good news, but somehow at the moment I dont feel happy about it at all because I'm mad about not being able to play the sims 3.

Monday Sythle came over and he showed Shuyesh and me a 'video' (using holograms!) about him being on the news with the idea of Shuyesh and me! A lot of people on Issin really liked the idea, they could get closer to humans with this and they looooove it. Sythle told us that we have to appear on a show.... TOMORROW! I'm kinda nervous.

Lets see... there were a lot more things I had to tell you but I forgot all of them.
I know something I have to show you though!

This is the 'Pinosaurus' (English name: 'Big Bird-o-saur'), it is a new animal which I created. In the Netherlands Big Bird from Sesame Street is called Pino. And he's not yellow but blue.
Imagine a blue Big Bird having a baby with a dinosaur, it would look like this probably, right? (The blue things are feathers!)
This is the 'Ieniemieniesaurus' (English name: 'Ieniemieniesaur') Ieniemienie is a mouse from the Dutch Sesame Street. Google Ieniemienie to see a picture of her. If she would have a baby with a dinosaut, their baby would probably look like this. (yes, my photoshop skills suck.)
And lastly, the Chunfish. My friend 2020 is totally crazy about a Korean guy, his name is Micky Yoochun. Now she has this icon/avatar/whatever on msn, and its just his face and the text on the thing is '«3 Chunface', but since I think Chunfish sounds better, I decided to make a picture showing how Micky's baby would look like if the mom was a fish.



You know what? In one month I will just have returned from a trip to Paris! yay for me!
And in one month it will be my birthday in 3 days.
And in one month my exchange partner, who will come here on the 5th of June, will have gone back to Portugal for already 7 days, thinking of it makes me sad already.
In one month the summer holidays will be really close.
In one month the summer will start.
And in one month I hope to have found Qeay!
This was it already, see you next post!
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♥ my sweet alien 5/21/2009

♥ Monday, May 11, 2009

Hello friends, I know I'm way too late with blogging. But I don't really care. I'm sad. And you know why? Well... My great and fantastic and wonderful idea was turned down. You know, the idea of human entertainment etc. on Issin? First responses were soooo good, and now they just said things like "No we cant do that. We dont want to return to using such ancient things." LMAO, Shuyesh told me something which kinda looks like internet was invented and used by lots of people like 150 years ago. Ancient would be way more than 150, right? They also said, "If people on Issin would be able to mix with humans so much, they might get too interested in earth. Someone who wants to can always find a way to get to earth (I was silently laughing when Shuyesh translated this part, because he's the living proof of a 'someone' like that). If there are too many of us on earth humans might find out about us and if that happens we could mess up the whole evolution of their world." Yeah.. exaggeration much? By the way. It's soooo annoying, I had to sit there and I could only understand a very little bit of what they said and yeah.. Shuyesh told them I am really shy, but I did say a few lines! yay! (without any accent, yes ^^)
Anyway, now that this didnt work, Shuyesh and I have to think of a plan B to get into the spotlights. Does anyone have some suggestions?

Other than this, there are more reasons why I am sad. I am sad because I have to make homework... some stupid assignments for a strange subject I cannot name in English, and I have to make a speech. Tomorrow is my speech, and I dont want to because I am very very very bad at giving speeches.

I am also very sad because my mommy is ill. Which means I have to get up from my couch like every 2 seconds to pick up the phone, open the door, make tea, prepare food and much more. Which is really annoying because I am trying to blog, watch things on my computer, socialize trough msn, listen to music and not make homework, but all of this is not possible when I have to get up and do sutff constantly. Okay, not making homework would work, but when I finish this blogthingy I have to make homework and making homework while having to get up constantly doesnt work. And now I am just rambling nonsense which means I have to stop blogging for now.
See ya all next timeeeee~!

ps. There is a fly in my living room and it's annoying me really much. If it doesnt leave soon enough I'll get angry and kill it. So go away fly.
pps. The actual reason I'm finishing this post is because I have to make tea for my mommy.
ppps. Bye again!
pppps. You can comment trough cbox, if you feel the need to... I've noticed that no one will comment if I dont force them to, and therefore I am sad (again, LOL) I am so sad that I dont want to make a commentlink thing. HAH! *evil laughter*
ppppps. My brother killed Mr. Fly
pppppps. Mr. Fly sounds like McFly, how fun!
ppppppps. I'll be going again!
pppppppps. There are too many p's, right?
ppppppppps. Cya!

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♥ my sweet alien 5/11/2009

about me :)
I lost my alien
This blog is about my life, most of it is about my alien, he's gone. To understand the non-fictional alienstory I advice you to start reading at the first post and continue reading until you have reached my most recent post. I also advice you to send this blog to all your friends for some good entertainment ^^ Well, lets explain the matter. I got kidnapped by aliens a few weeks ago, I was really scared the first 3 hours and 46 minutes, but after that something happened...
The aliens actually appeared to be really friendly and they told me that they kidnapped me because one of them was in love with me...
You might be throwing up right now; alien in love with human, eew. No, it was not that kind of alien. These aliens looked like humans, but just way more handsome.
So I met this alien who was in love with me, and he was really kind. But just when we got pretty close something strange happened...
There was a purple lightflash, it was really bright, so I closed my eyes, trying to prevent myself from becoming blind. But when I opened them...
I was back on earth, in my house. And now I want my alien back. Can you help me find him?

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