♥ Friday, February 6, 2009

Blee-bloo-blaa makes me think of... ROBOTS!
OMFG. ROBOTS ARE GREAT!
They seriously are, I wish they were my best friends.
You know why?
Well;
- They always listen to what you have to tell them
- They do what you ask them to do
- They are cute
- They dont have annoying opinions
- If you dont like something about them, you can change it
- They are cute
- They dont die or get ill
- They dont need any food
- They are cute
- They look awesome
- They dont pee or poo
- Did I mention that they are cute yet?
I could go on forever. But I'm not gonna do that. HAHAHHA « wtf, evil laugh.
Today, while cycling home, a pirate appeared. He asked me if I had seen Bill Kaulitz, gardener of Vethipland. "No..." I answered. I did see Bill Kaulitz, he was sitting on the grass near the huge lake with the purple trees. He was making out with his rake. But since I dont like Bill Kaulitz I decided to tell the pirate I hadnt seen him. But then the pirate started growling and I got scared.
He took out his crystal ball and looked at it.
"I can see you're lying!" he shouted, loudly.
I shivered, out of fear.
"Why did you lie?!"
I didnt answer. He stared at me, with his creepy eyes. Then I decided to run away, but he took out is pirate sword and pointed it at me. "Because I dont like Bill Kaulitz!" I shouted back.
He started lauging, really hard. He took my hand and shook it, "Me neither", he said. Then he disappeared.
I still dont get why this happened, but these things happen to me all the time, so I'm kinda used to it.
Its still scary though.
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Labels: Pirates
♥ my sweet alien 2/06/2009