♥ Friday, February 6, 2009


Blee-bloo-blaa makes me think of... ROBOTS!

OMFG. ROBOTS ARE GREAT!
They seriously are, I wish they were my best friends.
You know why?
Well;
- They always listen to what you have to tell them
- They do what you ask them to do
- They are cute
- They dont have annoying opinions
- If you dont like something about them, you can change it
- They are cute
- They dont die or get ill
- They dont need any food
- They are cute
- They look awesome
- They dont pee or poo
- Did I mention that they are cute yet?
I could go on forever. But I'm not gonna do that. HAHAHHA « wtf, evil laugh.
Today, while cycling home, a pirate appeared. He asked me if I had seen Bill Kaulitz, gardener of Vethipland. "No..." I answered. I did see Bill Kaulitz, he was sitting on the grass near the huge lake with the purple trees. He was making out with his rake. But since I dont like Bill Kaulitz I decided to tell the pirate I hadnt seen him. But then the pirate started growling and I got scared.
He took out his crystal ball and looked at it.
"I can see you're lying!" he shouted, loudly.
I shivered, out of fear.
"Why did you lie?!"
I didnt answer. He stared at me, with his creepy eyes. Then I decided to run away, but he took out is pirate sword and pointed it at me. "Because I dont like Bill Kaulitz!" I shouted back.
He started lauging, really hard. He took my hand and shook it, "Me neither", he said. Then he disappeared.
I still dont get why this happened, but these things happen to me all the time, so I'm kinda used to it.
Its still scary though.
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♥ my sweet alien 2/06/2009

about me :)
I lost my alien
This blog is about my life, most of it is about my alien, he's gone. To understand the non-fictional alienstory I advice you to start reading at the first post and continue reading until you have reached my most recent post. I also advice you to send this blog to all your friends for some good entertainment ^^ Well, lets explain the matter. I got kidnapped by aliens a few weeks ago, I was really scared the first 3 hours and 46 minutes, but after that something happened...
The aliens actually appeared to be really friendly and they told me that they kidnapped me because one of them was in love with me...
You might be throwing up right now; alien in love with human, eew. No, it was not that kind of alien. These aliens looked like humans, but just way more handsome.
So I met this alien who was in love with me, and he was really kind. But just when we got pretty close something strange happened...
There was a purple lightflash, it was really bright, so I closed my eyes, trying to prevent myself from becoming blind. But when I opened them...
I was back on earth, in my house. And now I want my alien back. Can you help me find him?

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