♥ Tuesday, February 24, 2009

退屈です!
ノーム人の友達がほうもんしました!
wwwwwww

Ehh.. yeah.. right. If you're really bored; try translating it.
Nevermind. I'll translate it for you

I am bored!
The gnomemans's friend has visited me!
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Yeaaaaahhhhh...
I am really bored lalalaalalla
You know what really annoys me? Well, people putting "Home alone" and stuff like that in their names on msn ... its like "my mom and dad are not at home, do you -person of the other sex- want to come and have sex with me? Mom and dad won't find out anyway!"
Yeahh...
I dont need to put that in my name on msn, the only people who are willing to visit me (SP) know whether someone is home with me or not themselves, I dont have to tell them.
Some of them actually do have balls and dare to come while I'm not home alone, which explains the Japanese sentence in this post.

I was sleeping in my warm and cosy bed (which I moved a bit and now my room looks way bigger) when I was suddenly woken up by the hot friend of the gnomeman.
He smiled and sat down at the edge of my bed, "Goodmorning", he said.
I opened my eyes when he said that and was really shocked that a hot guy like him had to see me this early in the morning, I tried to hide myself.
I heard him laughing a bit, the bastard! How dare he to laugh at me =.=
Anyway, he pulled away the blanket, "I have something to tell you..." he said.
I sighed and decided not to hide myself anymore, "First tell me why you two dissappeared the other day!"
"I can't tell you"
That made me kinda angry, "Whats up with you strange people suddenly appearing having all kinds of secrets?!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm actually trying to help you, I'm not allowed to be here..."
"Huh?!" I guess this was my morning dumbness, I discovered I am omniscient, but I didnt get this because I was still half asleep, got it?
"Please read this, I have to go again before they discover that I'm here..." He gave me a letter and dissappeared, the transparant thing again.
So yeah, I opened the letter and started reading it.

Dear Raestyllo *"this is the name of my friend, the guy with the gnomesuit" was writen with a different handwriting next to the name*
I am writing this letter to you because you must be the only one out there that I can trust,
You are not smart enough to .. yeah.. whatever, I'm sorry.
Raestyllo, could you do me a favor? I will give you lots and lots of cookies if you help me.
Can you find the girl, you know who, and tell her that I'm worried about her? Tell her I want her to come back to me.
You know, Raestyllo, things are complicated over here, I managed to escape out of the prison, but now my life is in danger. There is only one thing which could get me out of this complicated position.
I wont explain any further, because you wouldnt understand anyway and because I cant take the risk that I tell too much and this letter is being intercepted by my dad...
Please dont tell her that any of this is happening, I dont want to make her worry.
I hope you can tell her and that she will be able to come back to me.

That was it, well, my aliens name was written underneath it but yeah...
I guess I am only omniscient concerning normal things, I dont get any of this about my alien and the SP!

Btw. I found a picture describing the looks of the hot guy.
No just kidding, I just put "hot anime boy" in the search box in google images. The picture does kinda represent him though.
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COMMENT HERE. Please comment *is begging on her knees*

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♥ my sweet alien 2/24/2009

about me :)
I lost my alien
This blog is about my life, most of it is about my alien, he's gone. To understand the non-fictional alienstory I advice you to start reading at the first post and continue reading until you have reached my most recent post. I also advice you to send this blog to all your friends for some good entertainment ^^ Well, lets explain the matter. I got kidnapped by aliens a few weeks ago, I was really scared the first 3 hours and 46 minutes, but after that something happened...
The aliens actually appeared to be really friendly and they told me that they kidnapped me because one of them was in love with me...
You might be throwing up right now; alien in love with human, eew. No, it was not that kind of alien. These aliens looked like humans, but just way more handsome.
So I met this alien who was in love with me, and he was really kind. But just when we got pretty close something strange happened...
There was a purple lightflash, it was really bright, so I closed my eyes, trying to prevent myself from becoming blind. But when I opened them...
I was back on earth, in my house. And now I want my alien back. Can you help me find him?

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