This week was my test week, even though I thought I failed most of my tests, the results I’ve received up until now actually are quite okay! Yay for me.
So for a very long time I’ve been thinking everything is going to take over the world. My friend told me that not everything is always trying to take over the world. But I found proof it is. Just take a look at this picture I found on http://www.engrish.com/ ! Oh, you really should visit that website, those pictures are absolutely hilarious.

Also, while I was visiting another website I saw an absolutely hilarious advertisement. I looked at it and was like; ‘Wtf, I see faces!’ No seriously. I thought it was uberjolly to see such a nice belly with such a nice bellybutton. (LOL) No, I saw the advertisement and just HAD TO draw this faces… sorry poor advertisement. (ps. The links don’t work since it is a print screen, so if you wanted to read her story,
Okay, the text above this line was written on Friday, now it’s Sunday. Yesterday was my friends (8324)birthday, and yeah… even though it didn’t quite go along with our plans, I liked it. First we were at her house, talking, having fun, having dinner, eating the cake my other friend made, playing at the wii etc. For later on that night we had plans for going to this dance club/nightclub/I still don’t have any clue how to call it. And well, it’s 16+. We were with 5 people, 2 of them (including me) are not 16 yet… heheh. I don’t really look old so my friends made me wear makeup (I removed most of it again right after they put it on me) and shoes with high heels. I usually never wear high heels, I cant even walk on those without falling. But well, after some practice it went pretty okay. Anyway, after arriving there my 15-year old friend and I didn’t get in. There were some other plans to get us in but we ended up not even trying them. Anyway, there were some problems but after some time I was home, feeling really stupid. Why cant I be 16 already? =.= To be honest, I never felt like going to places like this, but I think it was for my friend, for her birthday that this time I decided to join them. But yeah, how stupid is that, never wanting to go, deciding to go this one time because of your friends birthday and not getting in =.= argh.
Haha, I don’t think any of you will understand, I just don’t feel like explaining it all in detail which would have made you understand it better.
Anyway, Shuyesh has got an idea.
“Got an idea, it’s gonna work, I’m sure!” Shuyesh seemed really happy, took my hand, put our hands up in the air and shouted “YAAAAAAAY!” I was looking at him, laughing, because of his idiotic behavior. “Join me!” he started jumping up and down and shouting “Yay” al the time.
“Nope, tell me the idea first.”
“Let me take a picture of you being disguised…”
“Huh? Why?”
“Just trust me, I’ll make you an inhabitant of our world it’s all gonna be fine!”
“No tell me the exact plan.”
Shuyesh sighed. “I’ve got a new identity. You’ll get a second identity. One to use in my world. I’ll get you an identity as a researcher. You’ll tell me something special about your world, I’ll make sure it gets enough publicity and has not been discovered by someone of our world yet and you’ll get in the news. Qeay always follows the news. He’ll hear your voice and know you’re here.”
“How are you going to get such identity for me? You cant just do something like that right?”
“It’s kinda hard to do, but leave it to me. It will all be alright, okay? We’re going there soon.” I guess I had no other choice if I wanted to see Qeay again. That’s why I nodded. Would Raestyllo have something to do with all this? He came over a lot these days to see Shuyesh, but they were always talking in their strange alien language. Their strange and suspicious behavior is really driving me mad, but at the same time I’m really happy about it because it will eventually bring me to my Qeay… I hope.
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So yeah, today I wanted to go running with 0000 again, but yeah, it has been really rainy and windy since we made that decision. I have to be at her home at 3 pm. It's 2.20 now... I dont feel like running when it's this bad weather and when it's so cold!
So today I had my HUGEHISTORYTESTWHICHIDIDNTLIKEATALL!
And I think I failed so hard. But I do not care much since I already know that I'll never ever pass my final exams on history anyway. Yay for me.
“We don’t use phones anymore…”
“There must be other communication stuff right?”
“Yeah…”
“You could contact him trough that right?”
“No…”
“Why not?”
Shuyesh looked a bit uncomfortable and his face got slightly red, “We’re not friends…”
“You’re not?!”
“He doesn’t even know me…”
“Then why do you care this much about him?”
“I don’t know…”
“You do! Tell me!” I said this laughing, because I thought it was funny his face got all red.
“There’s noting to tell…”
“There is!” I hit him with a pillow. He hit me back with another pillow and we ended up having a pillow fight. Aww, poor Shuyesh, he was so cute getting all red and being ashamed of something.
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Anyway, I wanted to make my own song, but since I cant sing I decided to use those text readers... So I've made up some ... strange and random lyrics. I've put the first few sentences in a videofile so that you can listen to it ^^ It's still crap but hopefully it will totally kick your asses in a few weeks time :]
Oh, right, yesterday the people from that daycare thing called me. And I was rejected for the job. They decided to choose another girl who is way older than me so next year (when that girl is 18, she's 17 now) they need someone else again. How stupid are they? I dont care much about the job anymore, I am really happy right now, having no job. I feel free like a bird, woooooo~ (wtf, I sound like I do drugs)
Okay, I dont have much left to say... or well.. just a bit. My stupid ideas to get to Qeay;
“Cant we go there everyday for 15 minutes and search around for 15 minutes?”
“He probably wont stay at the same place all the time and it would take way too long before we went trough every single house…”
“We could disguise ourselves and search for him like that!”
“The people watching over us have technical devices which allow them to recognize you even when wearing a disguise…”
“Do you aliens have laser guns? We could eliminate all the aliens against us…”
“We do, but our opponents do as well…”
“Cant you let Raestyllo search for him?”
“Listen, we are with too few to spit out our entire world, there’s no time to do that!”
“Do you have time machines? We could go back in time and visit him in his home before he-”
“We don’t have time machines.”
All of my ideas turned out worthless…. I guess I’m not much of a help to poor Shuyesh. His own ideas don’t work either.
“We should find some way to reach the building from where they watch over everything we –on our world- do… We could find Qeay in no-time…”
“Wait, if they can find anyone in no-time why has he been able to escape?”
“That’s the big problem. I don’t know.”
“So if those people cant find him from that building, why would we?”
“Shit.”
I guess we're both not smart enough to get there...
Well, I should go studying now, byebye!
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Anyway. I want you to share my thought on knees... I think knees are the ugliest part of the human body. I'm serious. I'll post you some ugly knee pics :D
Enough photostuff. I'll end this post now. Nope, nothing about my alien. Nobody seems interested in it anyway. Nobody seems interested in my blog at all.
p.s. check out this video, the song is awesome! random lyrics& really catchy melody :D

Anyway, it was really awesome.
I would like to tell you everything that was performed, but that would take way too long. I’ll only tell you about one of the last acts. It was called “The Explorers”, in Dutch. But yeah, It was about the crocodile hunter, he went to some strange countries together with someone else. The someone else was this really cute guy from my school. He was the posh man who went right into the jungle, exploring new countries. The two of them came across some new animals which were named after two guys I know. 1234 knows them as well so we were laughing really hard when they said the animals’ names and the girl sitting in front of me turned around and was like “WTF ARE THEY LAUGHING SO HARD ABOUT” and I looked at her in a “HAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU DON’T KNOW THOSE GUYS AND I DO AND NOW I UNDERSTAND THEIR JOKE AND YOU DON’T AND HAHHAHA THAT’S WHY I AM SO MUCH MORE COOLER THAN YOU” way. No seriously, it was hilarious. They sell a DVD of the “vastenactieshow”, if I buy it (not sure yet, depends on how expensive it is) I’ll try to rip some funny parts, sub them and put them up. :D
Today 0000 came to my house and we had fun ‘stalking’ someone and yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh we played Mario Kart on the wii. After she left I continued playing Mario Kart and I am really really good right now! :D
Before 0000 came Shuyesh asked me to go outside with him. He had to tell me something. So I did. We walked to the nearest park (really close) and sat down on a bench. We stayed quiet and stared at the water right in front of us for a while before he started talking.
“Things are more complicated that you think they are…” I just looked at him, not even thinking of saying something back. “Haven’t you been asking yourself why it is such a bad thing for one of us to fall in love with a person of your world?”
“I did, but really soon I jumped to the conclusion it wouldn’t be normal if it were the other way round either…”
“Well, you see, if Qeay was just an ordinary person it might not even have been this much of a problem…”
“He’s not ordinary?”
“Our planet is way smaller than yours, in fact the total land area might just be as much as the total land area of the USA. Its just one solid block of land as well…”
“So?”
“Our planet doesn’t have separate countries, it’s just one world ruled by a king…”
“Ruled by a king?”
“Yeah…”
“Why do you tell me this?”
“The king’s successor, his son, is Qeay.” Immense quietness. There weren’t even any birds singing, there was no sound of cars driving by or humans talking. Could just have been coincidence though. “To make things even more complicated for the two of us, our planet is technically way more advanced than yours is. There are lot of people watching over all the things done by the rest of the planet, to keep it safe etc. Everyone knows about you, if you go to our planet it will just be a matter of minutes before they find out and you’ll be caught.” I still didn’t know what to say. “Since I opposed the king about something this important to him, he’ll be watching out for my return as well. I cant go back either. Now that you know this, please think of other ways to save him, okay?”
I kept quiet again, I think I was about to cry, finding out in what a difficult position I am. Oops?
P.s. I put a new counter on my blog. In 2 or 3 days there have been only 15 pageviews???? How can that be?! I had 500 in 10 days last week … HOW CAN THAT BE?!
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Yesterday I went to the hospital to visit my grandma, she doesnt look/sound allright... I hope she will be fine again soon.
I am kinda angry about tomorrow. Tomorrow I have two lessons, from 09:20 to 10:55. After that I have no (real) lessons untill 14:55! At 14:55 I have a test for French... goddamnit. What should I do in all the free time inbetween?! I could study for that test but I know it's not gonna work. I have a concentration problem...
In art class I'm drawing/painting something including ninjas ... There are two ninja's which have to be the exact same, so I drew one and cut it out. I'll trace it to get two exact same ninjas. So now I have this big paper ninja, I think I'll stick it on my bedroomwall when I'm finished tracing. ^^ (It's the same ninja as the ninja in the picture in one of my first posts)
Btw, Shuyesh and I are becoming great friends, I even got him to make my homework, how awesome! We are now thinking of a way to get me in their world, but we cant think of anything that will work. The bad thing is I cant remember how I got there the other time...
Today when I just got out of school Raestyllo appeared again. I didnt recognise it was him first...
"Hey!" He said.
"Ehh... hello, who are you?" I asked, I was wondering why all those aliens want to meet me at that time.
"It's me, Raestyllo!"
I was staring at him now, I couldnt believe it. He was actually wearing normal clothes, like I told him to do. He had a normal hairstyle and was quite handsome! I really couldn't believe it! "You look much better now" I told him.
"Thanks" he answered, "I had to ask you something..."
"Well..."
"I forgot" He was licking his pinky. I dont know why he did that, I dont want to know either.
I sighed, "You're so stupid..." I mumbled to myself.
"BUT!"
"Butt? Yours? Or mine?"
"Now you're the stupid one" I heard him mumble. "But I made a reminder for myself!" He opened his mouth, took a paper out and read it. "Oh, I wanted to ask what you thought of your present!"
"My present? Oh, I was really surprised, its really cool!"
He nodded, "Can I speak to Shuyesh?"
"How do you know he's here?"
Raestyllo smiled, "Secret."
I rolled my eyes and told Shuyesh to get downstairs. When he was he told me to get upstairs, damn you Shuyesh! I cant take it anymore, having all those secrets and stuff. Argh.
I dont feel like making a word of the post, I'm way too cold to do that. My house might be frozen D:
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I will make some complaints! :
- Today I had school till 16.15... ITSUCKS. I cant stand being at school for such a long time!
- I havent had any pimples since I stopped eating chocolate (which is a few weeks ago) and now suddenly a really big ugly red pimple appeared on my chin! NOOOOOO D: I think it's alive... Okay I dont =.=
- My grandma is in the hospital from today, she had been hypothermic since yesterday. I have to visit her, while (see next complaint);
- I have a big geography test tomorrow and I have to study and I cant find my book, so I will just study the summary which is put on the interney by my teacher..
And now I'll have dinner.
Bye! (Maybe I'll update this post later ^^)

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Before I saw it, I always was looking forward to the future technology, but now that has changed.
I dont want the future to come and I dont want my life to be ruled this much by robots...
If you wonder what I'm talking about, watch the following youtube vids.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
This made me feel my life isnt worth anything anymore. Robots will take over our world, no jobs will be left over for us and we will all die. So will the robots, because they will eventually stop working and robots cant reproduce. Nobody will win in the end..
When I came home just now, our front door was opened widely, I was the first one to get home… took a quick look through our house but nothing seems to be missing. But I’m not sure though… why would it be open?!
The last few days I’ve been totally upsetting my body. It al started with the stupid holiday last week. All week I’ve been going to bed after 2 AM, I would get up at about 11 AM. But apparently my body got used to that in only one week, so Sunday I wasn’t able to fall asleep before 1 AM. Well, of course I couldn’t sleep until 11 AM, I had to get up at 7 AM… Worst had to come yet. I wasn’t told that we had an economics test on Tuesday, I found out on Monday. But I had many other things to do and I didn’t want to fail my test. Went to sleep at 3 AM because I couldn’t concentrate on studying. Got up at half past 6. I was totally tired and fell asleep constantly when evening came. Wednesday I had another test, but I was too tired to study, kept on trying though. Gave up at the end. Wanted to go to sleep at 11 PM. Appeared to be a fire in a house (which appeared to be a drugs lab) in my street, lots of noise coming from outside, couldn’t sleep till about half past 12. I wanted to get up at 5 AM to study for my test, but I fell asleep after making my alarm clock stop its annoying beeping. At 7 AM my mom came to wake me;
“get up”
“No, I will not have breakfast today so I can sleep for another 30 minutes”
So yeah, I had school until 16.15 so call it starving myself. And yesterday I fell asleep again and I had to make a report for art, but I was way too tired. Couldn’t sleep when I wanted to go to sleep at half past 9…
Instead of sleeping I actually was looking at my crappy cell phone –which I don’t want to use because I’m ashamed of it-. I was looking at its calendar, and since it’s a previous phone of my mom (now laugh at me, I allow you to) all the birthdays are in, planned for the next 100 years or so. I was pushing on the down button repeatedly (I think I have RSI right now because of that..) and it made me really depressed! I saw the years flying by. In 2020 I’ll turn 27 years old.. my dad will turn 52, my mom 51, my brother 22 and my grandparents will get really close to death. I was wondering how my life would look like in 2020, but thinking of it only made me more depressed, I think I will not have any (positive) future at all. Probably I’m going to be a hobo, stalking attractive boys all day, in Japan.
Thinking of my future is worrisome, just like thinking of the present. Shuyesh came by again. But this time just while a lot of other people were around, outside. I heard him shouting “Hey!” and when I turned around I saw him running towards me.
When he was close enough I asked him a question, “Why are you here with all these people around?”
He smiled, “I can be a normal friend to you now!”
“Can you give further information on that?”
“Well, normally humans aren’t able to see people from our planet, but I saved up some money to buy a ring which enables me to be seen by humans…”
I raised one of my eyebrows, the other stayed on its normal position, “But why was I able to see you all the time? And why does a RING have that ability?”
Shuyesh smiled again, “Sorry, it’s too complicated to explain. But in short it means that before humans wouldn’t be able to hear my voice as well, so it would seem like you did be talking to yourself. Now we can just talk normally. I made up a lie as well which means I can stay here as long as I want, the only problem is that I cant return the next 3 weeks…”
I kept quiet.
“The next 3 weeks we can make up a plan to save your Qeay, I just don’t know where to stay…”
I nodded, saving Qeay is what’s most important at the moment. “Ehm… well I don’t think my parents allow me to let a boy stay over for 3 weeks… but I guess you don’t have any of our money to pay for a hotel right?”
Shuyesh shook his head, “Nope, I don’t have any of your money at all. But I could take off the ring while staying at your house! Nobody would notice…”
I nodded, “During daytime I have to go to school though, cant keep you company all day long. Please don’t let anyone notice you’re staying at my house…”
Shuyesh nodded, “I know, I’ll search for a temporary job and earn some money so that I wont bother your family. I need to eat as well, you know.”
Yeah, the conversation continued for a long time and I don’t see any reason why I should tell you everything, but yeah. Shuyesh is staying at my house now. Its fun, but scary at the same time though. What if someone finds out?
Haha, I suddenly realized this is a really long post. Oops? Oh! I am thinking of not posting SP parts of my life anymore since nobody seems the slightest bit interested in it. =.=
Probably I’ll stop liking blogging again if I don’t write SP parts, so probably I’m going to stop blogging anyway.

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Mowrah butter, from the seeds of the Madhuca latifolia and Madhuca longifolia, both native to India. Crude Mowrah butter is used as a fat for spinning wool, for making candles and soap. The refined fat is used as an edible fat and vegetable ghee in India
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Anyway, in an hour I have a 'job interview', I'm not even sure if it's going to be like that, because my mom said I would probably just have to look at the kids. Yes, kids. You know why?
Well, after working at a bakery for 3/4 of a year, I totally had it. Well from the very first moment I couldnt stand it there, but now finally the great day has come. I'll probably get paid for being my childish self! Because I am going to work as a caretaker at a day care. Well, sort of daycare. It's at a sporting centre. Parents drop off their kids over there while they are sporting.
It is the coolest job in the world, getting paid for being dumb and playing with kids and not having to use your brain and being myself.... and changing diapers. Goddamnit!
Before I go over there I'll finish this post. And to do so I'll have to tell you about Daniel.
Daniel is awesome. And I promised some people to put a vid from him on my blog. He is hilarious, cute, hardcore and a pokemon lover. So please watch all of his vids and join the Daniel stalking club now! JK.
He can even make you like hearing about toilets. How great is he? Well, he is so great that he has his own song. Its really hardcore!
Okay that was the Daniel part. And dear fellow-fans: I love him more than any of you dooooo :D
I really want to tell you about SP visits, but not a single SP has visited me since the last post... so... yeah, I'm sorry! Oh, by the way, why dont I get comments on the SP parts? The few comments I get are all about the non-SP parts of my blog! HOW DARE YOU?!
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First; I was forced to make a twitter account. Please go there and follow me :D (If you dont have a twitter account; Make one and follow me afterwards)
http://twitter.com/Whereismyalien
Yeaaah.. ehm, next; SP came. Guess who.
Well take a guess...
Are you sure its him?
Well...
HAHHHAAH IT WASNT! -wtf much?-
Raestyllo (the gnomeman) came. I was kinda surprised to see him. Didnt expect him to remember where I live... But the thing that surprised me the most was that he wasnt wearing the gnomesuit. He was wearing ... well... a hula skirt. And nothing else. "Why are you dressed like that?!" I shouted loudly, probably waking the old lady next door taking her dinnertimenap.
Raestyllo was looking at me with huge puppy eyes, getting al watery, "I... I... I thought you might like it..."
I sighed, "You're wrong. Wear normal clothes, like Shuyesh, okay?"
He nodded, "I have a present for you..." I didnt notice he was holding something untill he said that line. "Tadaaa~" He reached out his hand and gave me a little box.
"Thank you!" I was looking at the box, when I looked up Raestyllo had disappeared. ARGH! Why does he always have to disappear?!
Anyway, when I opened the box a bit later a clown appeared, it was a clown on a spring, waiting for someone to open the box and pop out.
He could have given me a better present right?! D:
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Tomorrow school will start again. I dont like school D:
I am seriously concerned about getting up early tomorrow, I've been getting up at 10 or 11 A.M. the whole week. How am I supposed to get up at 7 A.M. and not falling asleep again after I've made my alarmclock stop beeping.
Anyway, I am really surprised by the number of first-time visitors on this blog! 0.0
Can you see that counter on the right? You might have to scroll down a bit, but yeahhhh... Well, its not just counting page vieuws. It's counting the number of first-time visitors. Like wth? So all of you dear readers who are reading my blog but never commented before, please comment on this blog. It will make me love you. 2969 Will give you candy -again- if you comment. Please don't be shy, I wont bite you. Its just my alien friends who like human flesh :] JK!
Oh, before I forget it, I have a huge announcement to make:
I LOVE DANIEL!
...more than anyone else :]
Hmm... So before I end this post I'll tell you about todays visitors. Jep, plural.
This evening Shuyesh appeared. Again.
"Ehh... how do you know about the ninja stuff and how do you know the ninja is going to show up today?"
P.S. Jup, that's my msn. You can add if you wish to, as long as you're not gonna use it to stalk me! D: