♥ Friday, June 5, 2009

So, though I actually declared my blog dead one week ago, a miracle happened. My blog returned from it's death!
I wasn't sure wether to really quit blogging or not, at the moment I quit blogging I was angry, because I always get the comments I don't want. But I guess there's no helping it. You just dont care about how I feel, I wanted you to comment on the alien part of my blog, but.. but.. you just hate me and comment on Pikachu! (LOL@ me being all emo over pikachu)

No, I was not that emo. And this past week I felt happy, for not ever having to blog again. It felt like I had been kept in a cage my entire life and like I just managed to escape. But at the same time I had started to love the cage, and got homesick. So this is my returnal to my cage, which just returned from death. (can cages even die?)
Okay, the real reason I'm blogging now is because I'm bored to death. In a bit more than 1 hour I'll step into a bus and drive to the airport to pick my Portuguese exchange student up from the airport. I really can't wait anymore. But I'll have to wait... another hour =.= So this is my escape from boredom. I love you cage, for allowing me back after I ran away from you.
But you know, she (exchange student) will stay here for 10 days, so dont expect an update and also, even worse, I cannot talk to Shuyesh much. He'll have to make himself invisible for humans as long as she is here. And something even worse is the following:
Lately (as you probably already knew) Raestyllo is coming over A LOT. Like 5 times a day?? And he is talking to Shuyesh in their stupid language all the time. And I was trying to find out what it's all about, but I will have to put my mission on a halt. I WANT TO KNOOOOOW D:
Okay, anyway, I hate their suspicious behaviour, but at the same time I love them being in my house, because often Sythle will come over as well and we have so much fun. I am wondering how much more fun it would be if Qeay would join us. <3

Anyway, I am tired. You know why? Well, the past few days I have been getting up really early, to make homework and study for tests etc. (because I never feel like doing it and suddenly I realize it should be finished the next day and I still dont feel like doing it so I tell myself 'I will do that tomorrow morning', and that works.) And tomorrow I got up at 5.30 to write a speech which I had to do today. It went kinda bad, but somehow she liked it and thought I spent a lot of time on it! LOL! (She = teacher)


Random Item of the post!
And its wikipedia explanation


HEADPHONES!

Headphones are a pair of small loudspeakers, or less commonly a single speaker, with a way of holding them close to a user's ears and a means of connecting them to a signal source such as an audio amplifier, radio or CD player. They are also known as earphones, earbuds, stereophones, headsets or, informally cans. In the context of telecommunication, the term headset is used to describe a combination of headphone and microphone used for two-way communication, for example with a telephone.
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♥ my sweet alien 6/05/2009

♥ Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hohohohohoho, I am Santaclaus.
I am going to give you presents.
Or not.
Hohohohohoho, admire my evil Santaclaus laughter.
Hohohohohoho, I love you, Ruby Wax.
Dear Ruby Wax, I, Santaclaus, am going to give you a very special present.
A tool belt, but not just a tool belt, nooooooo, the tool belt is carrying a very special tool.
A shrinkage lasergun. When you point it at someone, that person will shrink to the size where he or she fits in your tool belt so you can store precious persons to you around your hip. How do you like that, Ruby Wax?
This piece of nonsense is dedicated to my boredom and procrastination. Take that, Ruby Wax!
To be honest I barely know anything about Ruby Wax, but I just asked my friend to name a random person. So no offence is meant to Ruby Wax at all.

Anyway, imagine Skipper (the leader of the penguins from the movie "Madagascar") applying for Hogwarts, and having to put the sorting hat on his head.
Imagine that he is placed in Slytherin, but he wants to be in Gryffindor, as expected from him he will do anything to be placed in Gryffindor.
Would he:
A. Kidnap the sorting head together with his penguin friends and only release it if he places him in Gryffindor
B. Sneak into a bedroom of Gryffindor, and settle himself there
C. Knock Harry Potter down and dress up as Harry for the rest of his life on Hogwarts
D. Make the schoolstaff believe that the hat was a fake one and make them place Skipper in Gryffindor
E. Something else (see comment)
Please tell me which option you think he would chose (tell me your choise in a nice and loving comment!)

I am watching something on tv about Belgian people who are being sent to some tribes in Afrika which still live like some prehistorical people... or something like that. And apart from the funny Belgian accent, it is also very funny.. -no wait. It's not funny, just gross- That if there is too few water the people wash themselves with their own urine, if a woman is in her period she isnt allowed to come outside of the 'menstruation hut', if someone has a stomachache they will kill a (poor) goat and put the warm intestines on the face of the suffering person. They believe that putting warm intestines of a goat on the face will stop the stomachache. Eew.
Yes, I am still bored.

Anyway, lets tell you about the television thing.
First of all, its not really television... but I will just call it like that to make it easier for you to understand. Because in fact they have a kind of contact lenses. They watch 'television' on those things. Also those hologram things are barely used on Issin. As Shuyesh said: "They are prehistorical", at least I was able to find someone who exaggerates more than I do through all this. It's a miracle. But yeah, we received a lot of comments on the tv show, and most of them were very, very positive. And now the scientist people are reconsidering. To be able to do this they will have to make the security better and make sure nobody can go to earth without permission. "Issin people cannot just go to earth because they are interested in earth, they must realize that". Oh, lately Sythle is spending more time at my home than his own home. His dad is angry at him. He didnt want Sythle to make this idea public. Through this more people on Issin might fall in love with earthlings and the people on Issin might get angry at him for forbidding his son to be in love with one.
We have a lot of fun with the three of us, but its not interesting enough to talk about on my blog.
Becaaaaaauuuuzzzz probably I'm just boring all of you with alien-parts. I love them so get over it.

Oh, by the way, if any of you is ever going to portugal (or Brazil or any other Portuguese-speaking country) you should 'accidentally' bump into a random person and then say: "Eu quero um morango para a minha alforreca", they will love you. Just as much as I love Ruby Wax.

Okay, since this post didnt make any sense at all from the very beginning I'll end it off with..... DADAADAMAMAMAAPAMPAMPAM


Random item of the post
and its wikipedia explanation
TOILET SEAT
The toilet seat is the seat and lid of a toilet bowl. It consists of the seat itself, which is contoured for the user to sit on, and the lid, which covers the toilet when not in use. The lid when down may serve other purposes, such as a seat whilst one is warming up a shower, cutting toenails or drying oneself after a bath or shower.
The seat can be lifted in order to protect human from spatter during a male's
urination, or when cleaning the toilet.
The seat must be used to protect human's inner thighs from infectious diseases, herpes virus is formed by spatter of urination on the toilet bowl.
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♥ my sweet alien 5/23/2009

♥ Thursday, May 21, 2009

After not blogging for a while I consider this moment the perfect moment to make a new post.
Why? Well because I have to tell you about the sad and happy things in my life.

Firstly, my great love the sims is releasing a part 3 on the 4th of June. But the game has been leaked and since I've never been the kid that pays for games, music etc. and since downloading is not illegal in my country, I just had to ask daddy to download it, immediately!

So Tuesday evening my daddy started downloading this great game and the next day when I came home from school my brother was happily playing it.

Now he was playing it on my dads laptop, but since dad doesnt want games on his laptop (and since his laptop is usually only in the weekends at our home) we have to remove it from that laptop soon. My laptop is couldnt even play the sims 2, and my brothers laptop: even after a lot of trying the game didnt really work good. Now, the only computer left is the one of all four of us but mostly of my mom. So I started installing it there, (dad gave approval to do that) when she came walking in: "Why are you doing that? I don't want it there, if it is on my computer you two will be on my computer all the time and I cannot use it anymore", she doesnt even use it much!

Conclusion: I've played the sims 3 for 1 day, and I truely enjoyed it and I love it and now I cant play it anywhere anymore because mommy is sadistic. And this makes me mad.

Now the good news, but somehow at the moment I dont feel happy about it at all because I'm mad about not being able to play the sims 3.

Monday Sythle came over and he showed Shuyesh and me a 'video' (using holograms!) about him being on the news with the idea of Shuyesh and me! A lot of people on Issin really liked the idea, they could get closer to humans with this and they looooove it. Sythle told us that we have to appear on a show.... TOMORROW! I'm kinda nervous.

Lets see... there were a lot more things I had to tell you but I forgot all of them.
I know something I have to show you though!

This is the 'Pinosaurus' (English name: 'Big Bird-o-saur'), it is a new animal which I created. In the Netherlands Big Bird from Sesame Street is called Pino. And he's not yellow but blue.
Imagine a blue Big Bird having a baby with a dinosaur, it would look like this probably, right? (The blue things are feathers!)
This is the 'Ieniemieniesaurus' (English name: 'Ieniemieniesaur') Ieniemienie is a mouse from the Dutch Sesame Street. Google Ieniemienie to see a picture of her. If she would have a baby with a dinosaut, their baby would probably look like this. (yes, my photoshop skills suck.)
And lastly, the Chunfish. My friend 2020 is totally crazy about a Korean guy, his name is Micky Yoochun. Now she has this icon/avatar/whatever on msn, and its just his face and the text on the thing is '«3 Chunface', but since I think Chunfish sounds better, I decided to make a picture showing how Micky's baby would look like if the mom was a fish.



You know what? In one month I will just have returned from a trip to Paris! yay for me!
And in one month it will be my birthday in 3 days.
And in one month my exchange partner, who will come here on the 5th of June, will have gone back to Portugal for already 7 days, thinking of it makes me sad already.
In one month the summer holidays will be really close.
In one month the summer will start.
And in one month I hope to have found Qeay!
This was it already, see you next post!
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♥ my sweet alien 5/21/2009

♥ Saturday, April 11, 2009

I'm really sorry that I've started to update my blog less and less. It used to be once in 2 days, now it's once a week. I used to be looking forward to the day I could post again, now I'm trying to avoid the day I have to post again. Sad isnt it? Thats how all of my blogs end. But I wont give up. Yay for my perseverance!
Anyway, now something I didnt tell you before.
Monday I have to be at school at 6 AM !!! "Why?" you ask? Well, I am going to Portugal! school exchange, 10 days, awesome! We will be going there by plane, I've never been in one before, I look forward to it! But I cant sleep at night anymore, I'm thinking non-stop about things I shouldnt forget and things I have to do before I leave. I'm going crazy. Blogging was one of these things I had to do before I leave.
In those 10 days I'll be gone Shuyesh will go back to Issin. Issin is the name of the alien planet. He will make preparations for our great plan. He'll visit scientists and tell them about my idea. I hope it will all go according to our plan...
At the moment I'm making this amigurumi bunny (which will in the end hopefully look a bit like THIS) which I'll be needing for my assignment in Portugal for geography. It's not finished yet, up untill now I've only got the head, body, arms and legs. Sythle came to my house and is playing with the unfinished Bunny, he's so cute. He's also really smart for such a little kid, he has been asking his dad whats wrong with falling in love with an earthling and things like that. Nobody told him to ask those questions. Sythle thinks that his dad might change his mind if he would be put to thinking more about it.
Haha, in the meanwhile Shuyesh has started to join Sythle. Shuyesh is an evil monster and Sythle and his bunny-helper try to get rid of the monsters evilness. Sythle doesnt want to kill the evil monster, he wants to make it a nice monster. He's such a sweet kid.

~ The above thing was written this morning, it's 15.23 now. Something really ... strange has just happened. I was doing nothing much when a new alien appeared. A female alien! The first one I've ever seen. Actually it wouldnt be strange for me to think that there are no females on Issin, but I never thought about it. Anyway, she appeared and I was like 'wtf'. She ran over to Shuyesh and gave him a big hug. She tried to kiss him on the cheeck but Shuyesh pushed her away, "What are YOU doing here?!" he asked, a bit loud.
"I finally found you Shu!" She was smiling happily.
Shuyesh walked over to me and told me he was going to play soccer outside. I stopped him, "Who is she? Girlfriend?"
"Haha, no way." he said and left.
The girl started to cry, she seemed about the same age as me. "He didnt use to be like this", she said with a soft voice.
"What happened?" I walked over to her and sat down on the floor.
She sat down next to me and took a deep breath, "He used to be such a nice boy, I've been in love with him for so long and all of a sudden he started acting cold towards me. 6 Months later he left to help you."
"Is there a reason why he started to act cold all of a sudden?" I coulndt think of anything else to say.
"I told him I was in love with him" She started crying again.
"I'll try to find out why he's so cold towards you, okay?"
She nodded while still crying and disappeared.
I wonder who she is.

Okay, post is finished. See you guys later!

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♥ my sweet alien 4/11/2009

♥ Saturday, February 28, 2009

Argh. got so many things to tell that I forgot most of them =.=
One of them is that my concentration problem is only becoming worse, I only did one of all these things on the list in my previous post, or is it my lazyness?
Anyway, I went to the inner city today with 2020 and we searched for alien toys/plusies etc. We searched for a long time, but nowhere in this idiotic city aliens are for sale T_T
That's why I decided to use my omniscientness to make a cute little alien myself. Crotcheting. Amigurumi. Don't know when yet though.

Wow, I forgot most of the rest I wanted to tell you... well ofcourse except for one thing. Visits!
Yesterday I saw a cute little kid sitting on a bench, it was dressed up in a frog suit. He was crying. When I walked past him he stopped crying, "You are..." There were no other people close to us so I decided to stop walking and listen to what he had to say. I turned myself around and looked at the boy, he had a frog hood on his head and was looking down at his feet, so I could only see the top of his green hood. "Aren't you..." It looked like as if he was talking to himself. He kept quiet for half a minute, but then he suddenly looked up, "The girl Qeay is in love with?!" This 'sentence' was way louder than his other ones were. I actually didnt want to tell you the alien's name, but I changed my mind. So, yeah, my alien's name is Qeay. I must have had a very confused expression because he thought he was talking to the wrong person, "Oh sorry... I think I made a mistake", his face turned red.
I smiled at him, "You werent mistaken"
"Really? So you're really..." he seemed all happy to see me.
I nodded, "And who are you?" I was still smiling.
"I am Qeay's brother, Sythle..."
Haha, another shock for me. Positive shock though, he really was incredebly cute. "Oh really? I'm sorry to ask, but I heard that he is in trouble... can you tell me what's going on?"
"I can't. Shuyesh will help you, please save my brother!"
I nodded, "But... why were you crying just now?"
He shook his head, "It's nothing... Got to go now, I'll visit you again soon!"
I waved him goodbye while he slowly disappeared.

Madagascar is on tv. Marty rules.
Aliens sure are underloved.
I'm going to establish a political party for the aliens.
The kitty loves the fishy!
My arm is tired, wave for me.
Skipper? Dont you think we should tell them that the boat ran out of gas?


P.s. I am sad about getting no comments on my last post. So if you want to comment on this post just comment at the last post.. I am too lazy to make a new commentingthingy for no comments =.=

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♥ my sweet alien 2/28/2009

about me :)
I lost my alien
This blog is about my life, most of it is about my alien, he's gone. To understand the non-fictional alienstory I advice you to start reading at the first post and continue reading until you have reached my most recent post. I also advice you to send this blog to all your friends for some good entertainment ^^ Well, lets explain the matter. I got kidnapped by aliens a few weeks ago, I was really scared the first 3 hours and 46 minutes, but after that something happened...
The aliens actually appeared to be really friendly and they told me that they kidnapped me because one of them was in love with me...
You might be throwing up right now; alien in love with human, eew. No, it was not that kind of alien. These aliens looked like humans, but just way more handsome.
So I met this alien who was in love with me, and he was really kind. But just when we got pretty close something strange happened...
There was a purple lightflash, it was really bright, so I closed my eyes, trying to prevent myself from becoming blind. But when I opened them...
I was back on earth, in my house. And now I want my alien back. Can you help me find him?

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