♥ Saturday, May 23, 2009
Hohohohohoho, I am Santaclaus.
I am going to give you presents.
Or not.
Hohohohohoho, admire my evil Santaclaus laughter.
Hohohohohoho, I love you, Ruby Wax.
Dear Ruby Wax, I, Santaclaus, am going to give you a very special present.
A tool belt, but not just a tool belt, nooooooo, the tool belt is carrying a very special tool.
A shrinkage lasergun. When you point it at someone, that person will shrink to the size where he or she fits in your tool belt so you can store precious persons to you around your hip. How do you like that, Ruby Wax?
This piece of nonsense is dedicated to my boredom and procrastination. Take that, Ruby Wax!
To be honest I barely know anything about Ruby Wax, but I just asked my friend to name a random person. So no offence is meant to Ruby Wax at all.
Anyway, imagine Skipper (the leader of the penguins from the movie "Madagascar") applying for Hogwarts, and having to put the sorting hat on his head.
Imagine that he is placed in Slytherin, but he wants to be in Gryffindor, as expected from him he will do anything to be placed in Gryffindor.
Would he:
A. Kidnap the sorting head together with his penguin friends and only release it if he places him in Gryffindor
B. Sneak into a bedroom of Gryffindor, and settle himself there
C. Knock Harry Potter down and dress up as Harry for the rest of his life on Hogwarts
D. Make the schoolstaff believe that the hat was a fake one and make them place Skipper in Gryffindor
E. Something else (see comment)
Please tell me which option you think he would chose (tell me your choise in a nice and loving comment!)
I am watching something on tv about Belgian people who are being sent to some tribes in Afrika which still live like some prehistorical people... or something like that. And apart from the funny Belgian accent, it is also very funny.. -no wait. It's not funny, just gross- That if there is too few water the people wash themselves with their own urine, if a woman is in her period she isnt allowed to come outside of the 'menstruation hut', if someone has a stomachache they will kill a (poor) goat and put the warm intestines on the face of the suffering person. They believe that putting warm intestines of a goat on the face will stop the stomachache. Eew.
Yes, I am still bored.
Anyway, lets tell you about the television thing.
First of all, its not really television... but I will just call it like that to make it easier for you to understand. Because in fact they have a kind of contact lenses. They watch 'television' on those things. Also those hologram things are barely used on Issin. As Shuyesh said: "They are prehistorical", at least I was able to find someone who exaggerates more than I do through all this. It's a miracle. But yeah, we received a lot of comments on the tv show, and most of them were very, very positive. And now the scientist people are reconsidering. To be able to do this they will have to make the security better and make sure nobody can go to earth without permission. "Issin people cannot just go to earth because they are interested in earth, they must realize that". Oh, lately Sythle is spending more time at my home than his own home. His dad is angry at him. He didnt want Sythle to make this idea public. Through this more people on Issin might fall in love with earthlings and the people on Issin might get angry at him for forbidding his son to be in love with one.
We have a lot of fun with the three of us, but its not interesting enough to talk about on my blog.
Becaaaaaauuuuzzzz probably I'm just boring all of you with alien-parts. I love them so get over it.
Oh, by the way, if any of you is ever going to portugal (or Brazil or any other Portuguese-speaking country) you should 'accidentally' bump into a random person and then say: "Eu quero um morango para a minha alforreca", they will love you. Just as much as I love Ruby Wax.
Okay, since this post didnt make any sense at all from the very beginning I'll end it off with..... DADAADAMAMAMAAPAMPAMPAM
Random item of the post
and its wikipedia explanation
TOILET SEAT
The toilet seat is the seat and lid of a toilet bowl. It consists of the seat itself, which is contoured for the user to sit on, and the lid, which covers the toilet when not in use. The lid when down may serve other purposes, such as a seat whilst one is warming up a shower, cutting toenails or drying oneself after a bath or shower.
The seat can be lifted in order to protect human from spatter during a male's urination, or when cleaning the toilet.
The seat must be used to protect human's inner thighs from infectious diseases, herpes virus is formed by spatter of urination on the toilet bowl.
The seat can be lifted in order to protect human from spatter during a male's urination, or when cleaning the toilet.
The seat must be used to protect human's inner thighs from infectious diseases, herpes virus is formed by spatter of urination on the toilet bowl.
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♥ my sweet alien 5/23/2009